I’m so excited that Bachelor in Paradise (BiP) is back! Here is the cast so far…
Ok, so this is the first episode in, & the first one is always the boring one. That being said, KardASHLEY has cried about a dozen times; Ashley Onion has gone to the ER, why did that get NO air time? All the girls seem to be obsessed with Jared, which I don’t get at all. Lauren wants to go home; Carly & Kirk will probably burst into song at any moment, Clare talks to a crab, & JJ has proven to be a douche canoe once again!
Ashley I. & Jared went on the first date, & after her dramatic build up to ask him out, it was a pretty boring date. Jared seemed totally uninterested & still mourning Kaitlyn. Jade took her 2nd choice, Tanner, on their date, which seemed to work out well for them. They seem cute together. Loving Carly & Kirk. The best date was Ashley S. & Dan’s trip to the ER. Hurricane Clare (yes, she still spells her name wrong) blows into Paradise, & Mikey inivited himself on a date with her…super awkward. Tantric yoga with a meathead…yikes!!!
A few take-aways from this episode: Carly’s Eyebrows are crazy, Jonathan has had threesomes & virgins, KardASHLEY thinks she is Princess Jasmine, Ashley Onion actually seems normal, Clare’s hair is on point & her makeup is flawless. Oh, & apparently Tenley is OLD; by the way, she is 31 same as me. Let’s be old hags together!
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