Real Housewives: “Characters”

Hey y’all…I thought it would be fun to “cast” each housewife, in all cities, into specific characters.  This list consists of the ladies from the current or most recent Season.  I am omitting the ones we already know have left the series (Yolanda, Jules, etc).  Many of the ladies fit into more than one category…

Here goes nothing…heather

 

The Victim: victim
Vicki – RHOC
Lisa Vanderpump – RHOBH (also a Master Manipulator)
Ramona – RHONY (also a Pot Stirrer)
Teresa – RHONJ
Kenya – RHOA

 

The Pot Stirrer: pot-stirrer
Tamra – RHOC
Lisa Rinna – RHOBH
Eileen – RHOBH (particularly last season)
Bethenny – RHONY
Jacqueline – RHONJ
Porsha – RHOA

 

The Fixer: fixer
Shannon – RHOC
Kyle – RHOBH
Dorinda – RHONY (she stirs it up, but also tries to fix it)
Siggy – RHONJ
Kandi – RHOA
Sheree – RHOA

 

The Smart One: smart
Heather – RHOC (also a Fixer)
Carole – RHONY
Phaedra – RHOA

 

 

 

The Dumb One: dumb
Kelly – RHOC
Dolores – RHONJ (specifically because she relies on her ex-husband financially)
Melissa – RHONJ (she has some trouble using words correctly)

 

 

The Lily Pad One: lily-pad
Meghan – RHOC (I actually think Jim will “Lily Pad” Meghan)
Erika – RHOBH (I heard rumors that her husband may be heading to the big house)
Cynthia – RHOA (because Peter is a Tool McDouche Nugget)

 

 

The Delusional One: delusional
Luann – RHONY (specifically because of Tom)
Sonja – RHONY (less so this season – is she delightfully naive?)

 

 

I don’t regularly watch the Real Housewives of Atlanta, so please let me know if I’ve mis-cast someone…from any of the cities.  How would y’all cast the ladies?  Did I forget anyone?

Kiss Hug,

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