The Bachelor: Meet & Greet

It’s that time again…time to start gearing up for The Bachelor.  I, for one, am excited to see Nick get to choose instead of the other way around.  nick

ABC has announced the women vying for Nick’s affections; if you don’t have time to read all their bios I’ve done a Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma’am! Cheat Sheet for you below.  You’re welcome.  Before we get into the cheat sheet, I have a few thoughts on the women – duh!

  1. Nick is prettier that at least half.  I’m assuming some are not as photogenic as he is.
  2. I’d say 35% of the women said they’d be dolphin (for various stupid reasons) if they could be an animal…super original ladies.
  3. That same 35% would be Ariel from The Little Mermaid for a day if they could.  Really?  REALLY?  What about somebody important?  Michelle Obama?  Ivanka Trump if you’re into her?  HRC?  Shonda Rimes?  Chrissy Teigen would even be a better choice than The Little Mermaid.  I’m not sure they’ve seen the news ever in their lives.
  4. They are all also obsessed with Olivia Pope…not to be confused with Kerry Washington.
  5. With all that said (written?), I do feel a few ladies got the “producer” edit to make them seem intelligent, better, funnier, good – see if you think along the same lines as I do…

Without further ado: ladies-1ladies-2

Next week, I’ll post my favorite game: Lovechild!  I’ll match the women with their two celebrity doppelgangers, thus creating a lovechild.

Let me know what y’all think about the ladies in the comments.

Check back here tomorrow for another Christmas Playlist.

Kiss Hug,

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