All the episodes on Bravo this week seemed to cram so much into one episode…the hours just fly by!
We opened the episode at Ramona’s Hamptons home at her dinner party; Sonja & Tinsley were the last to arrive. Tinsley & Dorinda got acquainted & hit if off fairly quickly. Tinsley immediately shared her life story…as one does. Dorinda was sweet about it, “We’ve all f*cked up.” Carole filled Sonja in about the tiff between B & Ramona. Sonja said that her daughter turned out fine.
I have to say, that pasta looked good at the dinner party, but Ramona definitely did not make it. Sonja greeted Dorinda & Luann with such a fake, sugary sweet Helllloooo. Dorinda totally shaded Sonja when she announced that she was staying at both Ramona’s & Luann’s. Then Dorinda went in for the kill. Don’t mess with Gansta D. Dorinda could not follow Michelle Obama’s advice. I was horrified for the guests.
Things we learned from this dinner party:
- Sonja worked for Trump? Eww.
- Candace Buschnell is friends with Ramona & Luann. I wonder if Ramona has inspired any of her bitchy characters.
- Sonja thinks Ramona should vote.
- Carole is a champ at eating pasta.
- Ramona LOVED the drama.
- Bethenny is spot on with her Home Alone references.
- Carole dis-invited Ramona to her Election Party; however, Ramona forgot that she dis-invited Sonja to stay with her in the Hamptons.
The next morning at Luann’s brunch, Dorinda & Sonja made up so fast! Sonja & Luann made up as well, but Sonja proceeded to bend Ramona’s ear about Lu the rest of the time. Why is she still hung up on Tom? Does he have a magic penis? I’m sure this truce is going to last until the end of time…
Back in the city, Bethenny stops by Carole’s where she met the two cats also named Baby. Is Carole fostering cats, or is she keeping them? I was
hoppy happy to hear Bethenny say that she wanted get to a good place with Jason, it must be exhausting to be in constant battle with the father of your child.
Sonja is butt hurt that Tinsley is having lunch with the other girls without her. Think of it this way – Tinsley is just getting to know her new coworkers. On a side note, why is Tinsley staying in Sonja’s daughter’s room & can’t bring guys home, but Luann stayed in “the bridal suite” & could do whatever she wanted?
Can someone please get me a transcript of Dorinda & Sonja’s screaming match at dinner?
Favorite Tweets from the night:
What did y’all think of last night? Did you hear that Cameran from #SouthernCharm is expecting a baby girl this Fall! So cute!
This weekend I’ll be at the Poppy Fest in Georgetown, TX! I get to see Diamond Rio – I hope they still have their mullets. Hope y’all have a fantastic weekend.