This post is a recap of my first impressions of the guys as they came out of the limo. As y’all know, Night One is my least favorite due to the sheer number of people I’m expected to remember. Why was 31 guys the magic number?
Without further ado…
In order out of the limo:
Peter: 30: WI – Holy Hottie McHot Pants! He is much better looking in person, & he was hot in his bio. They have the same gap in their teeth.
Josiah: 28: FL – Legal terms! “See you later litigator.”
Bryan: 37: FL – Same outfit as Josiah? Speaks Spanish. Rachel flirted with him.
Kenny: 35: NV – He reminds me of Terry from Brooklyn 99.
Rob: 29: TX – He’s from Houston, based on his bio I thought he’d be from the UK or Canada.
Iggy: 30: IL – Iggy was not the body shape I anticipated, but I called it on the hipster.
Bryce: 30: FL – He literally picked her up. Wore his uniform.
Will: 28: FL – Just say no to Urkel.
Diggy: 31: IL – He wants to teach her how to Diggy. Can you dig it?
Kyle: 26: CA – He can bake…apparently.
Blake K.: 29: CA – Hot Asian. i still think he looks like Craig Conover from Southern Charm.
Brady: 29: FL – So many guys from Florida! He looks like he’s been workin’ on the railroad all the live long day.
Dean: 26: CA – Rachel actually remembered him. He is better looking in person.
Eric: 29: CA – he looks so much like the character from Get Out that was with the old white lady. Dancing is their thing.
DeMario: 30: CA – He is good looking. These guys love a bow tie. Over-confident.
Blake E.: 31: CA – Hired a marching band. So, the aspiring drummer wants to be in Drum Line. Nick Cannon should be afraid.
Fred: 27: TX – He knew Rachel from childhood – he was kinda creepy about it. Rachel calls him “Fredrick, the bad little boy.”
Jonathan: 31: FL – Ewww, tickle monster.
Lee: 30: TN – He’s not as good as Wes from Jillian’s season, but already as annoying.
Alex: 28: MI – Vacuum cleaner?
Milton: 31: FL – He took a selfie with Rachel & purred at her. Gross.
Adam: 26: TX – He brought a puppet, Adam Jr.
Matt: 32: CT – Dressed as a penguin. Waddling right into her heart.
Grant: 29: NY – Arrived in an ambulance.
Anthony: 26: IL – His head wasn’t as misshapen in person. Wears an earring.
Jamey: 32: CA – Seemed a little effeminate.
Jack Stone: 31: TX – Has she ever seen him in court?
Mohit: 26: CA – Reminds me of Mike from Shahs of Sunset.
Jedidiah: 35: GA – He went biblical on her, shocker.
Michael: 26: IL – Lots of Chicago guys too!
Lucas: 30: CA – Testicle talk through Kenya Moore’s megaphone. I wish she really could send him back to the limo. Is Whaboom a rip-off of the Tasmanian Devil? Does it give him a migraine to yell & shake like that?
- First make out sesh goes to Bryan.
- DeMario knows A LOT about pop culture.
- Might have a thing for Justin Timberlake related obsession.
- Mo is d-runk…the Mike from Shahs comparison holds up.
- Milton sounds like Josh Murray…I can’t handle the purring.
- Fun Fact: Blake E. & Lucas were on a previous reality show together & they did not get along.
- Kenny is kinda sweet.
- Rachel is walking like her feet hurt.
- Josiah is wearing on my nerves. He & DeMario egg each other on.
First Impression Rose: Bryan
Roses awarded to:
Would you guys prefer me to keep all the guys & change their photo to B &W when they go, or just remove them (like above)?
Favorite Tweets from the night:
What did y’all think of Rachel’s guys? Are any of them a keeper? How annoying was Lucas?
My Southern Charm recap will be up later today. RHONY up on Wednesday/Thursday.