Okay, so I’m not going to lie… The bios were so boring! The women were all beautiful, & the photo quality has vastly improved, but there were no weird careers, no obvious red flags, etc. I was pleasantly surprised by the ages, 7 our of 29 were over 30, I believe only 2 were under 25, & 1 refused to give her age (I hear she’s 22). Their ages & the fact that one girl has a pixie cut & one has a bob is really the most diverse thing about this cast, sadly. There are usually more people from Texas, this time we get one & her profile is lacking.
I finally watched The Bachelor intro from a couple weeks past… I’m guessing that ABC is trying to trick us with the boring bios. I have few comments: 1) Bekah will now be known as Tinkbekah. She is basically Tinkerbell come to life & hates to wear a bra.
2) Tia is Raven’s BFF & I low key love her.
3) Kendall has a warehouse full of taxidermy.
4) Chelsea is a mom, not a bitch… I don’t think that’s how that works???
I’d like to reiterate how boring the bios are. The trailer looks much better, tears & all that. I starred some women that I think are ones to watch.
Okay, so tomorrow is officially JanuARIE! I’ll be live Tweeting the premier & my recap will be up on Tuesday.
Happy New Year,